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Monday, October 18, 2010

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Dicatat oleh m i a di 3:47 PM
Assalamualaikum..

dis is only a joke oke..dun take it seriously...hhehe..(tibe-tibe nak speaking london pulak) 



Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not? 

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? 

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! 

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. 

PCK : Aiyah ....... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!



amacam, da pandai??hahahaa....

~wassalam~

16 ulasan:

Atiqah Adnan on October 18, 2010 at 1:08 AM said... BALAS

cett!! noty je share kat belog ok makcik!!!

mia on October 18, 2010 at 1:49 AM said... BALAS

kak long :
hahahaa..ok la tu...hehe...

nur anis on October 18, 2010 at 2:02 AM said... BALAS

huhu..hebat betul perumpamaan nya..

skool on October 18, 2010 at 2:18 AM said... BALAS

nakal3..!!~

mia on October 18, 2010 at 3:42 AM said... BALAS

anis :
hehehe..kan..kan...kreatip sgt..


skool :
hehehe...u know me my dear..

nur on October 18, 2010 at 5:04 AM said... BALAS

kool kool kool
i like..
nice one
ALL IN ONE

mia on October 18, 2010 at 5:35 AM said... BALAS

nur :
ahahaha...gurau je nur..buat bahan gelakk

~SukEMakAn~ on October 18, 2010 at 5:38 AM said... BALAS

haha
uncle chu kang yg bengong tp betul gak ape die cakap
haha!!!!

mia on October 18, 2010 at 7:46 AM said... BALAS

ina :
hahahaa..kan..org bijak..pnjang je akal dia

haidi takeAfoto on October 18, 2010 at 9:36 AM said... BALAS

hahaha mia dah wat sy ilang ngntuk mlm ni..trus segar bijik mate..semangat dah nk study ni..hahah tq tq..seyes mmg lawak ni...

haidi takeAfoto on October 18, 2010 at 9:36 AM said... BALAS

mane shout box mia..sy dah follow ek...jemput2 la dtg nti...

mia on October 18, 2010 at 11:21 AM said... BALAS

haidi :
hahahaa...most welkam...thanks singgah sini ek..nnti saya follow oke

salwa on October 18, 2010 at 6:43 PM said... BALAS

hahaha...sgt klakar...best cternyer....nkal yer.. (^_^)

mia on October 19, 2010 at 5:33 AM said... BALAS

salwa :
hahahaa...kan...tp betol juga kalu pk-pk balik

akubiomed on October 19, 2010 at 8:52 AM said... BALAS

Hawau punya Apek rasa bernanah telinga mendengaunyer

mia on October 19, 2010 at 9:50 AM said... BALAS

biomed :
hahahaha..tp bijak kan...thanks komen

 

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