Kisah Sex Education

Monday, October 18, 2010

Assalamualaikum..

dis is only a joke oke..dun take it seriously...hhehe..(tibe-tibe nak speaking london pulak) 
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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ...........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not? 
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ? 
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!! 
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. 
PCK : Aiyah ....... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!


amacam, da pandai??hahahaa....

~wassalam!

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16 Comments

  1. Atiqah Adnan10/18/2010 1:08 AM

    cett!! noty je share kat belog ok makcik!!!

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  2. m i a10/18/2010 1:49 AM

    kak long :
    hahahaa..ok la tu...hehe...

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  3. nur anis10/18/2010 2:02 AM

    huhu..hebat betul perumpamaan nya..

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  4. skool10/18/2010 2:18 AM

    nakal3..!!~

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  5. m i a10/18/2010 3:42 AM

    anis :
    hehehe..kan..kan...kreatip sgt..


    skool :
    hehehe...u know me my dear..

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  6. nur10/18/2010 5:04 AM

    kool kool kool
    i like..
    nice one
    ALL IN ONE

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  7. m i a10/18/2010 5:35 AM

    nur :
    ahahaha...gurau je nur..buat bahan gelakk

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  8. sukemakan10/18/2010 5:38 AM

    haha
    uncle chu kang yg bengong tp betul gak ape die cakap
    haha!!!!

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  9. m i a10/18/2010 7:46 AM

    ina :
    hahahaa..kan..org bijak..pnjang je akal dia

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  10. haidi takeAfoto10/18/2010 9:36 AM

    hahaha mia dah wat sy ilang ngntuk mlm ni..trus segar bijik mate..semangat dah nk study ni..hahah tq tq..seyes mmg lawak ni...

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  11. haidi takeAfoto10/18/2010 9:36 AM

    mane shout box mia..sy dah follow ek...jemput2 la dtg nti...

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  12. m i a10/18/2010 11:21 AM

    haidi :
    hahahaa...most welkam...thanks singgah sini ek..nnti saya follow oke

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  13. WaWa Green10/18/2010 6:43 PM

    hahaha...sgt klakar...best cternyer....nkal yer.. (^_^)

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  14. m i a10/19/2010 5:33 AM

    salwa :
    hahahaa...kan...tp betol juga kalu pk-pk balik

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  15. akubiomed10/19/2010 8:52 AM

    Hawau punya Apek rasa bernanah telinga mendengaunyer

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  16. m i a10/19/2010 9:50 AM

    biomed :
    hahahaha..tp bijak kan...thanks komen

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